On Thursday, I set my iPad up for the first time with the fold-out case and Bluetooth keyboard. And I got walloped but good by Nostalgia. Nostalgia that was chunky and green. The heartbreaking fate of the lovable Newton is exemplar of everything that is wrong at an Apple without Steve Jobs, and why a […]
Cheerful software, above all, honors the truth about humanity: Humans are not rational beings. A human is a walking sack of squishy meat and liquids, awash in chemicals. We laugh. We cry. Sometimes we laugh while crying. We love, and hate, and dream about tomorrow while paying no attention to today. We do ridiculous things […]
Who doesn’t love a unicorn?
Unicorns are magic. Unicorns eat moonbeams and shit rainbows. Unicorns are ice cream and bacon, all rolled into one.
Mmmm, bacon ice cream.
Unicorns: like Santa Claus, with hooves
There’s just one catch: Unicorns don’t exist.
And, honestly, they’re not that exciting.
A beautiful horse with magical properties? Oh god! Stop the presses! Such wonder! […]
